Of course creepy angel statues were causing problems, Biff grumped to himself as he sat in his office eating Jesus cookies.

Mmm, delicious blasphemy.

Because angels were clearly meant to do nothing but cause problems. He couldn't be sure of it, but he was blaming Azriel for whatever was happening anyway.

The door was open.

Biff was holding office hours like an office hours holding thing.

And trying to decide if the Baby Jesus cookies were indeed the creepiest things he'd ever seen, or just cracking the top five.

The door was open.


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Biff was bored like a bored, bored thing.

Naturally that meant he was tossing pencils into the ceiling, trying to make them stick.


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